August 2011
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If my daughter ever has a boyfriend, and wants him...
joejessebv:
adorenae:
devysaidit:
parky-park:
vee-tranngo:
Nigga better bring his social security card, birth certificate, parental consent form, and a fucking death waiver. I’m monitoring his heart rate, blood pressure, adrenaline levels, and I’m putting a fucking touch sensor on his ass. I wanna know if the nigga even has to use the bathroom.
^this. Gonna be a great dad yo’.
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physiciandentist-deactivated201 asked: are we still friends?! And I tried to look at your photobucket album but it's password protected :(