If my daughter ever has a boyfriend, and wants him...
joejessebv: adorenae: devysaidit: parky-park: vee-tranngo: Nigga better bring his social security card, birth certificate, parental consent form, and a fucking death waiver. I’m monitoring his heart rate, blood pressure, adrenaline levels, and I’m putting a fucking touch sensor on his ass. I wanna know if the nigga even has to use the bathroom. ^this. Gonna be a great dad yo’. ...
physiciandentist-deactivated201 asked: are we still friends?! And I tried to look at your photobucket album but it's password protected :(